Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Alabama .. 

 If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
 work there, you may live in Alabama .

 If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Alabama

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed d a
wrong number, you may live in Alabama .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Huntsville for the weekend,
you may live in Alabama .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alabama .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Alabama .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Alabama .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Alabama .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Alabama .

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Alabama .

If everyone you meet waves at you even if they don't know you, you may
live in Alabama .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Alabama friends & others, you definitely live in Alabama